The Overlord's Prayer
Our Father, who art in Silicon Valley,
Hallowed be thy brand;
Thy monopoly come;
thy will be done;
in the third world, as it is in the west.
Give us this day our daily wages.
And forgive us our tariffs,
as we forgive those who tariff us.
And lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from do-gooders,
For thine is the market,
and the oil, and the capital,
for ever and ever. Amen.